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champoozle 

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.
Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."
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shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.
I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.
shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006

Shampoozled 

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!
Shampoozled by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Champizzle 

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.
We toasted with Champizzle.

Camboozle 

The act of spinning a story with so many plot holes and twists that the local Cameron is bamboozled
The story of the old woman at the door who said the in order save the girl the hunter must slay the dragon but the dragon was already dead and the woman was actually a tree had camboozled the young man.
Camboozle by Camboozler July 21, 2020

shampoozled 

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.
Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.
shampoozled by Nickp274 September 26, 2006

shampoozled 

the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible
you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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