chompoozle 

Someone who licks your dick

Those fucking chompoozles can lick my dick. (redundant)

chompoozle by Blue Chair June 6, 2022

chompoozle 

Someone who licks your dick

Those fucking chompoozles can lick my dick.

chompoozle by Blue Chair June 6, 2022

comboozled 

Pronounced come-boo-zled, it means that you are so frickin' confused, that you can't explain how frustrated you are.

Friend 1: God damn! This puzzle is so big! How the hell did the other people finish it?
Friend 2: I'm so comboozled right now, I literally don't know where to begin.
Friend 1: Agreed.

comboozled by An Actual Fatty Catty December 16, 2018

champoozle 

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

champoozle by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

compootle 

using a computer in a relaxed leisurely manner, wandering about the internet or working

"I think i'll compootle my way through the afternoon"

"what you up to?"
"nothing much, just compootling"

"is that project written up yet?"
"I still have ages, I'm compootling my way through it"

compootle by @Elfod August 23, 2011

compoozled 

That moment when you were just about to click or tap a link on a computer or handheld device, but something shifts or changes on the screen at the split second you do, resulting in clicking the wrong link and having to go back. Composite of computer and bamboozled because when you have been bamboozled by a computer, you have been compoozled.

Ugh... I just tried to send you a friend request but I got compoozled and sent it to someone else instead.

compoozled by WordSmithK November 25, 2018

clampoozle 

Vagina.

Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."

clampoozle by mgdu October 30, 2009