Friend 1: God damn! This puzzle is so big! How the hell did the other people finish it?
Friend 2: I'm so comboozled right now, I literally don't know where to begin.
Friend 1: Agreed.

comboozled by An Actual Fatty Catty December 16, 2018

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champoozle

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

champoozle by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

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compootle

using a computer in a relaxed leisurely manner, wandering about the internet or working

"I think i'll compootle my way through the afternoon"

"what you up to?"
"nothing much, just compootling"

"is that project written up yet?"
"I still have ages, I'm compootling my way through it"

compootle by @Elfod August 23, 2011

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compoozled

That moment when you were just about to click or tap a link on a computer or handheld device, but something shifts or changes on the screen at the split second you do, resulting in clicking the wrong link and having to go back. Composite of computer and bamboozled because when you have been bamboozled by a computer, you have been compoozled.

Ugh... I just tried to send you a friend request but I got compoozled and sent it to someone else instead.

compoozled by WordSmithK November 25, 2018

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clampoozle

Vagina.

Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."

clampoozle by mgdu October 30, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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