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Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!
Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)
Claypoole by Jam-eee February 10, 2010
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Les Claypool 

The Bass Player/ Lead singer for the band Primus, he is the best.

Claypool walk 

The walk that Les Claypool does while he is playing a funky bass solo. An example of such is while playing Tommy the Cat live.
Say baby do you wanna do the Claypool walk with me?
Claypool walk by TommyTheKitten January 8, 2012

Les Claypool 

a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.
listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass
Les Claypool by Tommy F. September 25, 2005

les claypool 

A quirky, brilliant bassist who has formulated his own trademark style on the bass guitar involving a popcorn-esque slap and pop technique, combined with his signature technique of strumming out power chords with a fling-like motion (although Stanley Clarke initially invented that.)
Dude, I just saw Les Claypool at the Nokia Theater in Times Square of New York City, and it was literally and without a doubt the most mind-blowing concert I have ever witnessed in my life.
les claypool by Chuck Laurence December 28, 2007

less claypool 

Singer and lead bass for the band primus. And the only one qualified to play a bass with more than 5 strings, or a whammy bar.
less claypool by jack f July 1, 2008

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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