chumpet

A chumpet is a female chump
a week stupid dog who will belive and do anything you say

any despret single girl is a chumpet

by Lethal man September 21, 2005

chumpet

A chumpet is a complete knobwit.
A cross between a trumpet and a chump. He is usually your boss, predominantly named Alex. He gives trumpet to his superiors whilst affecting chump like symptoms to employees.

Alex is a chumpet.

by The Glove May 1, 2003

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

by running out of patience February 28, 2009

chupeter

(verb) to walk quickly without running. The 'ch' is pronounced like the 'ch' in 'Loch'

We need to chupeter back to the car to hear the footy results

by laurafrobisher October 22, 2013

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017