2 definitions by The Glove

A chumpet is a complete knobwit.
A cross between a trumpet and a chump. He is usually your boss, predominantly named Alex. He gives trumpet to his superiors whilst affecting chump like symptoms to employees.
Alex is a chumpet.
by The Glove May 1, 2003
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localised term for toilet specifally referring to an extremely smelly example frequented by pebble dashers.
i had to initiate a scour sequence in that shunky...some trumpet had pebble dashed it!!
by The Glove May 1, 2003
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