A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"
by Gizchern May 14, 2009
by tom ingle February 26, 2005
by suzylou October 25, 2003
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
by Fluffage September 09, 2008
by newcastleunited#1 January 02, 2010
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003