despret

when someone is so sad they look for people to go out with online

christina:stacey posted skankilicious new pics on myspace yesterday
rosie:how despret!

despret by ninjasquids March 26, 2009

joy despret 

she's a meddling pest infestation of the walls, yes she is, that's not very happening. she and her other joys desprets are not very stunning. she's arrived.

"oh my goodness me joy despret is stealing from the fridge, how very dare she"

joy despret by stunningpancakes_ July 17, 2020

joy despret 

lobster thermidor stealing wrench.

‘Let’s kill all the joy desprets’ -Juno Birch

joy despret by dryocean June 8, 2020

Despresso 

Despresso is a mix of depression and espresso.

Typically, used when someone is depressed, they drink more coffee, they are despresso.

How was your day?

Idk, man, I was despresso today.

Despresso by Imactuallyadustblob February 23, 2023

Depretzel 

To decompress, relax, or otherwise unplug.

After a stressful day She just wanted to get home to curl up with some wine and the telly to depretzel.

Depretzel by A.L. Harper September 7, 2021

Despre Tine 

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

Despre Tine by John Doe March 12, 2005

despress 

A mixed feeling of desperation and depression.

Asking for sex is like despress.

despress by rcshop April 25, 2006