queer pressure

When one or more homosexual males (eg. TV's "Queer Eye") attempt to force meterosexuality on a heterosexual man using an intense tactical arsenal of embarrassment and shame.
Meterosexual guy: Hey man, let's go to that unisex boutique for some good old fashioned queer pressure.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
by userbits March 28, 2010
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car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.
"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."
by userbits March 07, 2010
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tom thumb

The act of pressing one's thumb (or finger) into the rectum of a woman while engaged in vaginal intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
"My date didn't go so well last night..."
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"
by userbits July 16, 2009
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verbal rape

Also referred to as the "stop and chat," this expression, while crude, accurately describes the act of stopping someone in the street or workplace for an non-consensual conversation.
These awkward conversations leave the verbal rape victim feeling uncomfortable and violated.
"Why can't I ever walk past the boss without him verbally raping my ass?"
or
"The term 'verbal rape' underrates the trauma that real rape victims go through."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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soup ass

Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"
by userbits March 14, 2007
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bump bomb

Two fists coming together in friendship or solidarity, followed by a mimed explosion.
Variation the familiar knuckle bump, fist bump, or bro fist.
It is common to say the phrase "fist bump, fireworks" while enacting both parts of the bump bomb.
Dude #1: Dude, that was a sweet burn! Bump bomb?
Dude #2: I heard that.
Both Dudes (while bump-bombing): "Fist bump, fireworks."
by userbits August 11, 2010
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