chumper

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is said to be computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or MUPPET

by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

Chumper

Someone who tries to be trendy but doesn't get it quite right

Stylish jacket with the wrong shoes or poor fitting jeans or a cheap looking shirt or unkempt facial hair. He looks a bit of a chumper

by Little moose June 11, 2015

chumper

derogatory term used for people from Sweden. To come from Sweden - racial slur; rude, to have no manners, complete inability to form or wait in a queue; to possess a pig nose, have no taste buds, completely ignorant from areas outside of ones hometown.

Look at those chumpers over there queue up for the candy man.

I hate it when those chumpers cut in from of me in the queue!

by thelonleygoat December 9, 2009

chumper

A guy who likes to do, mainly, chubby chicks.

Man, Evan is such a chumper ... I never once saw him with a skitch.

by deanwermer February 2, 2008

chumper

COWARD COUCH MUNCHER WHORE

You: Hey, do you have a pencil I could borrow?
Kelvin: -Nah!
You: Okay, Chumper >:(

by numbahonechumperh8er November 14, 2019

Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010