chuck3 

n. New king of much of the civilized part of the world. Kind of industrious and loyal to his vision of British Royal entitlement but with an unusual combination of naivety and ignorance. Giant ears keep crown out of his eyes.

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Where is chuck3? This ceremonial ribbon is not going to cut itself.

chuck3 by gnostic3 October 26, 2022

Chuck Norris of Cheap 

one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl

I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.

Chuck Norris of Cheap by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Muck Chucking 

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Chuck it out 

Chuck it out means to dispose of something that is no longer wanted. This can mean literally throwing it away or recycling or selling, but not reusing for a different purpose. It can also mean forcing an obnoxious person to leave a location.

I’m going to chuck it out, it’ll never come in handy.

Chuck it out by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016

ChuckHurst

a verb used to describe an action taken by someone who fucks up and blames it on someone else. Can also be used as a noun

Bossman: Gary, you screwed up the Goldstein account! I found the paperwork on your desk!
Gary: Why am I getting in trouble? Goldstein isn't my account
Bossman: Charles told me he gave it to you last week. Gary, You're fired!!!
Gary: Charles did a ChuckHurst on me, didn't he? Goddamn it!
ChuckHurst: Another notch in my belt! Teehee!!

ChuckHurst by Francis G. McBlanketlover July 22, 2010

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chuck norris 

A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...

chuck norris by Pamanda August 28, 2008