chawks

something someone says to try and be cool, but they usually come off sounding like an idiot.

Hey bro! Let's have a summer chawks bash. Mad chill."

by George Washington IX May 22, 2011

Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

by danlester June 9, 2016

Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 5, 2018

I put that on chawls!

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"

He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

by Chawwwlsss!!!!! January 7, 2021

Chanksploon

Phil Lester's innocent version of fucked.

"I Chanksplooned your mum last night."

by Heart_eyes_howell March 4, 2016

Chanksgiving

Eating Chinese food the Friday night after Thanksgiving.

Seth was turkeyed out and ready for Chanksgiving Friday.

On Black Friday Michelle and Jaimie shopped for bargains and then called Joe's Peking for Chanksgiving takeout.

by SwimStrong December 8, 2010