A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.
'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28
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A SWEAR word commonly used instead of Fuck to hide from others you swearing. The origin of this word is from a place called Amazingphil. You could call someone a ChanksploonER if say you wanted to describe them as a BITCH,CUNT,WANKER and PRICK.
Steven:"What up Chanksplooner."
Blobby:".........(crying)"
by Danielbilbo November 18, 2016
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1) a word created by someone who was trying to make another cuss word. One that would replace fuck.

2) a deathly dangerous retarded person.
1) CHANKSPLOON. I JUMPED ON A JUMP SCARE.

2) So I was walking by my cousin, who was on Skype with her friend, and her friend said, "DAAYUUM. YOU'RE COUSIN IS HAWT!". Then I said, " Sorry, I'm taken by a specially reserved bloody pleb and chanksploon."
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verb|The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan
I'll chanksploon your mum's face.
by danlester June 10, 2016
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hug someone so tight that they die
"I'll chanksploon your mum" (something like that) -Phil lester
by @nikki.c_ on insta November 29, 2015
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To shove a spoon up someone's ass
I chanksplooned your mom-Phil 2k15
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