Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 5, 2018

Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

by danlester June 9, 2016

Charis

A highly unique, interesting person who is worth taking the time to know. Charis is witty, intelligent, passionate, and wise - but often many people just see a part of her complex personality. Not one to succumb to peer pressure, Charis prides herself on her individuality and independence. She has a big heart and will go to any lengths for those who are important to her. If you are friends with a Charis you will have a loyal and affectionate friend for life. Charis loves to laugh and finds humor in everything, being sensitive to the ironies of life. She also has a compelling magnetism (or is it seduction?) that attracts people of all ages and walks of life, particularly of the male sex. Charis is deep and philosophical by nature, but it takes intelligent questions to bring it out. Mysterious and complex, one may never know a Charis in her entirety, but she is a beautiful person, inside and out.

Charis is so intriguing I don't think I'll ever figure her out

by Headphonez November 28, 2015

Charissa

A Greek name meaning "charity, grace, and kindness" though she is not very graceful. She is a nice, sweet, and quiet girl. She isn't very outgoing but is still fun. She is beautiful. Very loyal and trustworthy. she is a great listener and an amazing friend! Usually a beautiful woman with a gorgeous smile and legs like a model, and a great personality. Charissa is bright and artistic, and very attractive . She is Loyal, Genuine, Smart, Beautiful, Sexxxxiiiii, Trustworthy & just plain SPECIAL! She is a true gift from the Gods!! One kiss and you'll be blown away by her AMAZINGNESS!!! Don't ever let her go, because if you do, you'll regret it, ..she's the best thing you could EVER have around! She loves to laugh and make other people laugh - even if it's by being stupid. She can be intelligent one minute then dumb the next. SH es vulnerable and sensitive and has to many high hopes

"Wow many she is beautiful"
"Probably a Charissa"

by Hi_itzz_depression December 11, 2016

Lucky Charms Disease

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.

Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?

by methh September 13, 2010

Charisk

The shipping name for the Flirty kid Frisk and Demon child Chara

Me: Hey I ship Charisk
Friend: Fucking Pedophile
Other Friend: *Beats up Friend with me*

by Mr Charisk August 14, 2016