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The fancy british version of saying Charles.
Don't patronize me Chawls.
Chawls by midasking September 11, 2012
My cat claudio is big as hell, so i call him chawls.

"Dude, you cat is HUGE."

"Oh that's just chawls."
Chawls by Tangodown09 March 30, 2010

I put that on chawls! 

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"
He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

crawlspace 

The area in your head where thoughts of a single person constantly reside.

When a person online has annoyed you so much or out argued you so much that you constantly think about them and how to insult them again and again, and you constantly post about them, then they have occupied your crawlspace, similar to that small area under a house, they have moved in and taken up residence in your brain causing you to think about them all the time.
Message board post #1: SPEMike is a cockhomo fat-ass who can't get a girl

Message board response to #1: SPEMike is totally in your crawlspace dude.
crawlspace by SpofoAnon July 3, 2007

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

charls.loved 

charls.loved is the coolest person ever
charls.loved by y0ur dad September 21, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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