city in northeast china, with all sorts of awesome places to eat, until about 10pm, when everything but the "Mayflower" a local foreigner bar, and the 24 hr McDonalds, closes. Despite being off the beaten path, unless you're headed to Vladovostok or North Korean, it houses an Audi and a Volkwagen factory as well as a fair share of foreigners. The flashy nights usually mean KTV (which is Karayoke), bar, disco, or "massage parlor."

Foreigner 1 "Which city are you in?"
Foreigner 2 "Changchun"
Foreigner 1 "Chingchong!?"
Foreigner 2 "Nevermind."

Southern Chinese person "You were in Changchun? isn't it cold there."
Other Chinese Person "At least its not Siberia!"
American listening in to the conversation "yea f*ck that noise."

changchun by jerkfacekevin February 4, 2008

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Thangwich

A foul-ass sandwich that is consumed only after having been forgotten for days (or weeks) under the passenger's seat of a Toyota Forerunner.

I need go home, I ate poison thangwich and now I don't feel like going fry.

Thangwich by TIGwich November 20, 2010

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Changlish

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)

I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself

Changlish by Omeeee October 20, 2008

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