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chamwich 

A cheese and ham sandwich, shortened for effect.
"What do you want for lunch son?"

"A chamwich would be a dream, thanks"
chamwich by Nick_the_Greek April 2, 2012

Chamwich 

A sandwich with delicious chips in it
Hey, you want a Chamwich
Other: Yea
Chamwich by RazbowWolf January 15, 2018

Hot Pork Cramwich 

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
Hot Pork Cramwich by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.
guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

clamwich 

A woman's vagina. Typically, you eat out a clamwich. "Clam" comes from the slang that means a vagina, and "wich" comes from "sandwich", which is something you typically eat.
Guy 1: Man, I just LOVE nice, warm, moist clamwiches.
Guy 2: Who doesn't?
clamwich by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008

Peanut Butter Clamwich 

Dessert treat created by spreading peanut butter on, in, and around the female vagina.
-oooo I love peanut butter.

-ya me too, let me put it on your vagoli

-you mean a peanut butter clamwich

-exactly !!!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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