chalowned

to get totaly destroyed, to be vaporised, to dissapear

the space ship was chalowned after getting hit by a nuclear bomb and a lazer beam.

by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008

Clowned on

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022

clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

by david January 19, 2004

calzowned

The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.

You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.

by toenail1 November 1, 2004

chalondra

They are usually very loyal and intelligent people whom usually doesn't trust many guys. She usually has many acquaintances, but very few best friends. They are always opened minded and enjoys helping others. Most time they have to be entertained or be having a good time. Tho they can be nice don't take their kindness for weakness. Strong headed, stubborn and catty inside. Most of the time chalondra's stay single and flirt around. When they do love they give their full love and commitment, but be ready because she's beyond ready; cook, clean, intercourse and family wise. Never let go of that chalondra!

chalondra is awesome!

by shidaryl March 5, 2018

chowned

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

by aichains September 13, 2008