Clownedge
His clownedge annoys both of them.
Clownedge by ADHD IS A RELIGION November 27, 2019
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Clownedge • clowned • clownage • clowned on • clowned out • #clowned • Clawledge • Clownade • Clowned-down • Clownedian
Clowned on
Clowned on by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019
Clowned to Kingdom Come
A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
clownage
/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz
- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz
- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/
I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.
I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.
I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.
clownage by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009
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