what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
by aichains August 16, 2006
To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.
He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.
by jupdog October 07, 2009
by Chowned May 01, 2007
Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.
by Chowned May 01, 2007
by Twitch Jones February 29, 2008
To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression
by Henry March 23, 2005
Chowned is a variation of owned or pwned which means "getting killed and humiliated". It is named after Cho Seung-Hui, a mass murderer
by Almighty Watashi December 09, 2007