david's definitions

b.o.b.

Bend Over Boyfriend. When a woman uses a "stapon" on her man.

"B.O.B." she says, with a sly smile on her face.

by David February 23, 2004

killemall

A short, brusque, unambiguous phrase uttered softly or screamed aloud during moments of stressful or joyous rage. A determined, unequivocal statement of purposeful and intentional violence, leading to both necessary hell-bent ferocity and cathartic happy resolution.

"Hey Jimmy, those punks just torched your car!" "What?!! KILLEMALL!!!!"

by David February 6, 2004

wangonite

any of the various members of the W.A.N.G. cult originated in Georgia standing for We Are Nice Guys.

Hello my fellow wangonite

by David December 4, 2003

paparazzi

Journalists who chase celebrities. (This is a mainstream word but submitted as a subtle variation from ambulance chaser.)

Princess Di was killed in an auto accident while being chased by paparazzi.

by David October 13, 2003

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004