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Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.
Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!
by David May 23, 2004

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A penis that exceeds 12 inches.
My mandingo could probably choak a land dwelling mammal.
by David April 04, 2005

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One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003

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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003

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anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone
that is beast

you are such a beast

i beasted you
by david April 20, 2004

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an adjective used to describe someone who you think is very cool, someone you'd like to spend time with. is generally used with a preceeding adverb, such as very, pretty, definitely, etc.
She is definitely chill; I'd like to be with her.
by David January 12, 2005

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This is from the Yiddish, it means ditz, clutz, dumkoft, ninny, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, twit, dumbass.
Example? I gotta provide a sample?? Sheesh!! Use it like any of those word up there!!! What yutz thought up this stupid requirement!?!?!
by David December 04, 2003

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