david's definitions

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

booby bang

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.

I booby banged my girlfriend last night.
Timmy's so fat he could booby bang himself.

by David June 18, 2006

Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.

"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".

by david November 9, 2006

detroit tigers

Best Team to ever grace baseball as well as any other sport, won the world series 4x and participated in it 9 times, but has had one of the best records all time, in the lst decade they have not been fairing well to say the least but they showed they were on the rebound in '04, and should go far in '05, aka the pussycats when they are doing poorly,

The Detroit Tigers rock, everyone is wearing the old english D.
Hey are the Tigers going to the playoffs this year? You better count on it!

by David March 19, 2005

rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality

1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.

by David December 31, 2004

taffy

A derogetory term for someone from Wales. Actually, the derivation of this word is as follows (from the racial slur database): "The Taff is the name of the river that runs through Cardiff, the capital of Wales. Also from a poem that starts: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief...." Another explanation is that Taffy is based on an English pronuciation of the common Welsh first name, "Daffyd" (David)."

Why don't you go fuck a goat, you filthy taffy."

by david December 14, 2003

PIG

Acronym for pretty intelligent guy or pretty intelligent girl when someone calls you a pig

When someone calls you a pig say ''I know I'm a pretty intelligent guy or girl''.

by David December 7, 2003