468 definitions by david

Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.

"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"

by david March 24, 2004

envelope

Something you can send mail in. It is correctly pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''. ''onvelope'' is a mispronunciation of the word.

See ''onvelope''.

I think I need to open the envelope.

by david March 7, 2004

e-pimp

A electronic pimp. Some one who has the ability to have cyber sex with any one.

Dang Josh the E-Pimp had 10 girls have cyber sex with him i

by david January 29, 2005

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 4, 2005

Ambulance Chaser

A journalist who races to accidents and fires in order to take pictures and sell more newspapers. Similar to paparazzi.

In an effort to sell more papers, the Tribune has more ambulance chasers than real journalists.

by david October 14, 2003

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by david June 19, 2006

amor de rey

Latin King saying. Love from king.

Latin King 1: Die for this shyt.
Latin King 2: For real, AMOR DE REY.

by david January 16, 2005