david's definitions

big bang

A sound that was heard in the restroom.

I just heard a loud noise in the restroom.

by David June 10, 2004

sir

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir

by David June 10, 2004

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 18, 2004

aren't I

The proper way to say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' means ''am I not''.

Don't say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' is correct. I'm in my car, aren't I.

by David March 6, 2004

Early Doors

Early doors refers to any situation where someone arrives earlier than is customary for an event. Its meaning is not restricted to drinking binges gone horribly wrong

"The Queen's Head will be busy at lunch with all those bikers there."

"Yes, we'd best get there early doors and grab a table."

by David October 21, 2003

Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 22, 2003

cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating

daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.

by David February 22, 2005