467 definitions by david

damf

Yo Ethan just farted, he is a damf!

by david April 23, 2004

A red neck child's way of saying a "curse word. oooooooooooooohhhhhh"

Dang, the wheat ain't ready for cuttin'! What are we gonna do, Pa?

by david April 25, 2003

by david December 23, 2003

an underage girl/guy you would fuck, but are too ashamed to say because you'll feel like a pedo.

instead of "i'd fuck her", you say, "she's got potential"

by david March 17, 2004

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

by david July 30, 2004

Bastardized form of omg, which is a bastardized form of oh! Often used by Asians with poor English (in my experience), but also used by others

Omgs, maybes I go to the market todays keke

by david March 24, 2005

this word once meant what "hip" came to mean, and what "phat" or "tha bomb" means today

by david October 31, 2003