david's definitions

cattled

cattle truck: "fuck" (rhyming slang)
"cattled" cattle trucked "fucked"

were cattled!

by David December 9, 2003

chief chubby chode

some one who has a chode and looks like one also cuz they are so fat that they are wider than they are long.

robert is a chief chubby chode.

by david March 21, 2004

Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

by David November 8, 2003

Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004

xyut

slang for an attractive girl, or female of high stature on the hottness scale.

"Hey guys, check out that xyut?"
or
"hey guys, where did xyut go?"

by David December 16, 2003

Ohjafaa!

1. A greeting, used when one is delighted to see the other person.

2. A statement of surprise or knowing when spoken between two people who share the same knowledge, but others around do not.

1. "Ohjafaa! How are you honee!!?"

2. Person 1 - "Ohjafaaa!! *wink*"

Person 2 - "hehehe"

by David November 18, 2003

school bus

One bad thing about schools is the school bus being such an uncomfortable vehicle. Why use a special kind of bus for school. Why not just make all school buses like city buses with comfortable seats. See fire alarm .

They hate riding the school bus to school.

by David March 8, 2004