david's definitions

jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

by David January 15, 2005

aren't I

The proper way to say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' means ''am I not''.

Don't say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' is correct. I'm in my car, aren't I.

by David March 6, 2004

Summit

Summit- A slang for something, actually, its a native slang for something, comming all the way from Thompson Manitoba

So, you wanna go down my pants or summit?
So you wanna go driving around or summit?

by David July 5, 2004

crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.

Suzuki GSXR1000, Yamaha R1.

by David February 22, 2004

Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 22, 2003

Early Doors

Early doors refers to any situation where someone arrives earlier than is customary for an event. Its meaning is not restricted to drinking binges gone horribly wrong

"The Queen's Head will be busy at lunch with all those bikers there."

"Yes, we'd best get there early doors and grab a table."

by David October 21, 2003

United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become the United Countries of the World and it would become a world nation. There would be no more war. Antarctica would just become a single country owned by the United Countries of the World.

Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.

by David December 7, 2003