david's definitions

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

by David December 2, 2003

Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.

Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.

by David December 7, 2003

wiksta

proper hot shit
well good

To something really cool - "Aaaaah mate, that is so wiksta"

by david January 12, 2004

GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

by David October 20, 2007

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004