calzowned

The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.

You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.

by toenail1 November 1, 2004

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calzowned

When someone is owned and you spice up the conversation by saying something that has an 'owned' sound in it.

The guy above me is a dickfuck. Go VC.net!

by Sclass12 November 2, 2004

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Clowned on

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

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flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food

Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.

by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011

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A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022

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