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Certified Expert Penetration Tester. Computer security professionals who specialize in the offensive, intrusive and evasive methods, techniques and strategies within the field. The red team. These people usually work for big companies or as private contractors. They get paid to break into computer systems and networks in order to expose and patch weaknesses and vulnerabilities. In other words, your worst nightmare.
Don't mess with that dudes computer, man! He's a CEPT and will therefor probably hack your ass and manage to penetrate your mom at the same time!

The blue team collectively shat their pants when a CEPT showed up to the CTF.
CEPT by ¢€¶+ July 28, 2012
Words you can keep
kiwi slang

short for except
for lazy talkers
you fullas can come cept them ganstas
cept by physiKARL September 3, 2005
Related Words
London slang, usually north/ east sides.
- v. meaning 'allow' but in the sense of a command. eg. 'cept me' would mean 'allow me to have' or 'give me'.
(derived from 'accept')
: cept me the zut bro
cept by Judge Fudge December 28, 2004
Apocalypse: Hurry up and join!
Nemesis: I would 'cept I'm downloading.
'cept by dukenemesis March 4, 2009
An adjective describing something as extremely cool that no normal human can achieve; can refer to music, clothes, people, etc.
1. Ain't nobody 'Cept Won as cool as me. My clothes are so fresh and so clean clean.

2. Yo foo, that steroids system is so 'Cept Won.
'Cept Won by Sigma Prime February 19, 2015

Cept Services 

Cept services is a loving legit giver on twitter my 2 favourites are him and Nico_Mackenley they are both nice and kind and loving
Cept services is legit!
Cept Services by Fenkle December 27, 2019

nigga cept 

Universal math formula, the formula goes to literally any math formula.
How did you pass the test? I used nigga cept
nigga cept by GeorgeFloydLover March 22, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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