Ceptasexual

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One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

Ceptasexual by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 11, 2008

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Ceptasexual

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

Ceptasexual by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 12, 2008

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Ceptasexual • capitasexual • Cemtosexual • Cerasexual • Heptasexual

Heptasexual

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.

Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!

Heptasexual by manufaction September 17, 2016

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capitasexual

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.

You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!

capitasexual by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008

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Cerasexual

Only being attracted to michael cera

Me: hey im coming out,, as cerasexual

Cerasexual by Michaelceraism January 6, 2021

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Cemtosexual

From 'cemto', which means one hundred and 'sexual' which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or =====D ( ͡° ᗜ ͡° ) .
Being attracted to:
1- Bisexuals
2- Heterosexuals
2 - People that doesn't know how to count
0 - Me
3- Homosexuals
4- Hypersexuals
5- Pansexuals
5- Psychosexuals
6- Sexuals
8 =====D~~💦
11- Transexuals
Pussy - Your mom
34- Porn
42- Answers
42- Questions

42- Keys
69- Anal sex
71- Shit (or 2 Girls, 1 Cup)
Yo momma - Yo momma
85 - Nothing
99 - Everything
100 - Cum

Bob: -You are such a cemtosexual.
Dick: -I'm proud of it.

Cemtosexual by I'm rule 34 December 9, 2016

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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