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Ceptar--the official title you give to your separated marital spouse who is not quite your Ex.

Ceptar-- the label u refer to Your separated partner during the period of marital separation.

Ceptar-- the label you give the person that decides they want a separation from marriage.
Deel: Damn you Ceptar!

Heather: whose Ceptar?

Deel: oh... thats what i call my wife who has separated from me... its to long to say separator, and she's not really the ex yet so, i call her Ceptar!!!

Heather: lol... what the hell did she do now?
CEPTAR by KABWIT April 8, 2010
Related Words

Ceptasexual 

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.
1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

Ceptasexual 

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.
1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"
Cepta is a breakcore artist like sewerslvt LOL
Tyron: yoo g I'm listening to fractricide by cepta

Ben: nah what? are you deranged?

Tyron: HOAHOAHOA YES I AMM! I'M GUNNA KILL U

Ben: AHHH
*dies*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026