CEPTAR

Ceptar--the official title you give to your separated marital spouse who is not quite your Ex.

Ceptar-- the label u refer to Your separated partner during the period of marital separation.

Ceptar-- the label you give the person that decides they want a separation from marriage.

Deel: Damn you Ceptar!

Heather: whose Ceptar?

Deel: oh... thats what i call my wife who has separated from me... its to long to say separator, and she's not really the ex yet so, i call her Ceptar!!!

Heather: lol... what the hell did she do now?

by KABWIT April 8, 2010

centari

The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads

Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari

by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017

centarus

3 tounges in an arsehole at one time while being fucked by a horse

Rob loved the centarus tounge in his arse wow why the long face

by Slypie69 November 4, 2017

CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

Centard

a person that walks like a retarded centaur

look at that kid, he's such a centard

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

ceptor tits

Everything about her is bad, but she has great tits

She's so fucking ugly, everything about her is shit, ceptor tits

by I heart Boobs December 28, 2008

CELtard

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023