32 definitions by Judge Fudge

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006

fish

London slang. someone that:
1) does somethin stupid
2) is just a bit strange

dude a) man just tripped over my creams!
dude b) what a fish!

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

served

when you been out on a long night, and as a result of bunnin you've got the munchies, but you know there's a buff meal waiting for you back home.

shit son, can't wait to get served.

by Judge Fudge September 20, 2006

wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.

wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.

by Judge Fudge August 12, 2006

cumwego

London slang. as in 'come we go'. you wana initiate a fight, or expressing a severe disagreement with something that your willing to strongly argue over.

1): gimme your fone blad
: fuck you, get lost
: cumwego!
2) :you know that tottenham are so shit now
:cumwego!

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

shawoddywoddy

British slang, especially used in the north of england, like yorkshire area. means blowjob/ milkshake

"ah sed to that lass go down and give me some good shawoddwoddy"

by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004

fuckriez

London slang.
1) out of order; to do an unjust act or for somehing unfair to happen to someone
2) extremely annoying

dude a) someone's jacked my cd player.
dude b) such fuckriez, man

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004