Judge Fudge's definitions

fish

London slang. someone that:
1) does somethin stupid
2) is just a bit strange

dude a) man just tripped over my creams!
dude b) what a fish!

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

creams

London slang. Means trainers, usually white.
Pharell William's from N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes recently created his own shoe, made by Reebok. very rare, and prices around $300-500. mentions it in 'drop it like it's hot': 'Uh, i'm a nice dude, wit sum nice dreams. see these ice cubes?' (cue shot of finger bling) 'see these ice creams?' (cue shot of the trainers on his feet.'

(dude b steps on dude a's trainers, by accident)
dude a: oi, don't fuck up my creams, man!
dude b: sorry

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

crackead

London slang. as in 'crack head'. can mean:
1) someone who has taken crack cocaine, one or more times
2) someone completely reliant on crack, proper psycological dependance
3) somebody whos crazy
4) someone actin crazy temporarily, or permanent
5) if u jus did sutin stupid, someones may go 'you crackead'

1) :i heard hes actually done hub!
: i always knew he was a crackhead.
4) (dude just shouts mr cooper is a bitch! in assembly) fuckin hell man, you a crackead or sutin?
5) (dude just trips over in the street) jokes, what a crackead.

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

bonus level

an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.

dude, we hit the bonus level last night

by Judge Fudge December 12, 2008

facety

London slang. also means rude, or leary. usually describes a girl, usually of black origin (reputation for attitude).

dude 1) see that crackead getin facety to me? thinkin hes a rudeboy or sutin.
dude 2) yeh man, lets jump him.

dude 1) me n ma girl split yesteday.
dude 2) good for you man, she was a right facety bitch

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

dash

London slang. to throw violently, usually with the intention to hurt someone.

" he got mad and dashed the remote at me cos i came up behind him and slapped him in the head "

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004