cattard

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.

Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!

by Mr Blobbykins! October 17, 2010

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 22, 2018