caltard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Castard 

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

CAPTARD 

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

Cartard 

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.

Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"

Cartard by DanHalen August 21, 2013

Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

CELtard 

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

CELtard by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023