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CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.
eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."
by captaincaptard March 4, 2008
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captard

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.
"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"
by Dirry July 7, 2005
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Captard

Capitalist: *using reason*
Leftist: Oh you Captard
(Dont take it personally please)
by CharlemagneTheGreat November 24, 2020
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caltard

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.
Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.
Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”
by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019
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camptard

In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.

Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.

And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.
Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!

Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.

Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.

Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.

Assault Solider:.............
by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011
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craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard
dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard
by littlejimmie March 14, 2019
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