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Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.
"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
catharded by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

cartarded 

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Cutarded 

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.
That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.
Cutarded by 5gum4u August 14, 2012
1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
doin' somethin so crazy its retarded
man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded
cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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