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Comtard
Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.
Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.
Comtard by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
CoDtard
A CoDtard is a person of lesser intellectual capacity than the average human, this leads to an uncanny addiction to the Call of Duty series. A CoDtard can't motivate why they like Call of Duty or why it is superior to other games, in their opinion. Most CoDtards are also trolls on other game forums. CoDtards are often also white-supremacists. Most CoDtars are in the age group 9-15, tough some rare exceptions are known to exist.
CoDtard: The Halo: Reach graphics look like shit.
Human 1: Have you even seen them?
CoDtard: Why would I waste my time on shit like that?!
Human 2: Seriously you can't just say everything that isn't made by Infinity Ward or Treyarch is shit.
CoDtard: Shut up you niggers!!!
Human 1: Have you even seen them?
CoDtard: Why would I waste my time on shit like that?!
Human 2: Seriously you can't just say everything that isn't made by Infinity Ward or Treyarch is shit.
CoDtard: Shut up you niggers!!!
CoDtard by A real human April 6, 2010
CODtard
Someone who does not know any first person shooter game outside of Call of Duty and refuses to accept that it is merely a run of the mill, dry shooter.
May also apply to someone who only plays Call of Duty and says they are a gamer.
May also apply to someone who only plays Call of Duty and says they are a gamer.
CODtard by Wrathsputin April 30, 2011
CoDtard
Person 1: Is Matt coming out tonight?
Person 2: Nah he's playing World at War again, what a CoDtard!
Person 2: Nah he's playing World at War again, what a CoDtard!
contarded
Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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