cattarded
cattarded by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018
cuntarded
A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
Catarded
Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019
cumtarded
It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014
Clitarded
Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020
cutetarded
a very attractive person who one friend doesnt like and makes fun of. they are VERY VERY gorgeous. just making that clear.
cutetarded by wowyourcute May 5, 2010
contarded
Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
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