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cartarded 

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008
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cartarded 

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday
"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"
cartarded by backcore March 5, 2025

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009
The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.
Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”
Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time
Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.
Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male
I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered
James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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