cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

James cartered

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018