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catturdcoin 

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.
"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."
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catturding 

Annoying the staff/ownership of a product enough for them to bow to your will.
LOTT was CatTurding the other day, all to get their bigoted information to reach a larger audience.
catturding by QO85 July 10, 2023
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Catturding

A term used to describe the action of a person unknowingly running over a living being that is precious to them with a vehicle.
"That guy nearly catturded his baby!"
"Make sure not to go catturding your dog!"
Catturding by iohsuihguodfhughfud December 2, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026