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catturdcoin 

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.
"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."
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catturding 

Annoying the staff/ownership of a product enough for them to bow to your will.
LOTT was CatTurding the other day, all to get their bigoted information to reach a larger audience.
catturding by QO85 July 10, 2023
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Catturding

A term used to describe the action of a person unknowingly running over a living being that is precious to them with a vehicle.
"That guy nearly catturded his baby!"
"Make sure not to go catturding your dog!"
Catturding by iohsuihguodfhughfud December 2, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026