invest

invest- to carry out. the act to doing something and puting time into.

yo dawg lets invest in that party this weekend.

Yo guy wanna invest in some herbs?

by looks August 4, 2003

invest

This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.

Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.

by White Michael Jordan March 15, 2006

invest

(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.

Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.

by el revez May 13, 2004

Investmenting

1. The act of purchasing investments.

Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

by bill gates investmenting123 December 2, 2010

invested

Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.

He was so invested when he screamed about the spider

by Lilith2003 December 6, 2016

investation

To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purpose of a paranormal investigation.

We were impressed with last night's investation at our paranormal investigation.

by Hauntedchick September 21, 2020

investment

the love of my life

inej ghafa: you came back for me
kaz brekker: i protect my investments

by 1275_nina December 6, 2021