caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

by cory December 14, 2004

caltard

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

F*cktard

1:a f*cking retard
2:a retarded f*cker
3:needs help

This guy is such a f*cktard

by Jason Lam November 1, 2004

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

F*cktard

Fucktard : a mix of fucking and retard.

What a fucktard = What a fucking retard

GehtFuct is a fucktard.

by Rage! August 14, 2005

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

by captaincaptard March 4, 2008