catastrofee 

A huge government/corporation-imposed service-charge dat is so outrageously steep dat it alone causes whatever endeavor it was dat said expense was involved with to end in disaster.

In order to encourage youngsters to learn/practice sensible saving, some banks waive da standard service-costs and minimum-balance charges so dat said pint-sized piggybankers' frugality-efforts won't suffer from any catastrofees.

catastrofee by QuacksO August 16, 2025

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

Catastrofuck 

When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"

Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.

Catastrofuck by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008

anal catastrophe 

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

anal catastrophe by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004

california catastrophe 

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

california catastrophe by Tomstah May 18, 2018

Lillie Catastrophe 

New York city deathrocker, and vocalist and bass player for the band Glass Doll. He frequently appears on stage in women's clothing, and has a rather fey attitude. His age is unknown to most, but he appears to be appr. 19.

His race and gender are usually indeterminate, but the author knows for a fact he's male, and Asian, Jewish, and Peurto-Rican (along with some other various things)

Currently he's dating New York glam punk makeup artist Madeira Darling. Together they form Catastrophe/Darling, the snazzily dressed new york goth scene's answer to Paris and Nicole... except you know... dating.

"Yo, I saw Lillie Catastrophe over at Trash bar last night... the bartender was totally hitting on him."

Lillie Catastrophe by MissXanthe October 27, 2007

Sophomore Catastrophe 

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.

"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."

Sophomore Catastrophe by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010