Catastrofied

To turn something into a catastrophy

New Found Glory absolutely catastrofied Cyndie Lauper's song, 'Time After Time' (but I like it).

by KnightSmithJones August 1, 2013

catastrofeelinggood

When stuff is wack but it's still fun. The word is used in the song "Stuff is Way" by They Might Be Giants

Me: "hey man, that was wack."
My clone: "yeah, but it was fun."
Another clone: "sounds pretty catastrofeelinggood."

by YikesThatsWack October 12, 2019

Catastrofeelings

Repeatedly hanging out with an ex, knowing that everything will end badly. Again.

Mark's catastrofeelings for Allison always ends up with him getting hurt.

by Rock42d December 12, 2015

catastrofee

A huge government/corporation-imposed service-charge dat is so outrageously steep dat it alone causes whatever endeavor it was dat said expense was involved with to end in disaster.

In order to encourage youngsters to learn/practice sensible saving, some banks waive da standard service-costs and minimum-balance charges so dat said pint-sized piggybankers' frugality-efforts won't suffer from any catastrofees.

by QuacksO August 16, 2025

Catastrofist

A fisting session resulting in potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or large intestine perforation, hemorrhage, severe anal tears, or other internal organ damage.

The guy was moaning with pleasure while getting fisted by a guy who was 6 feet 8 inches tall, but when the fister's arm went into his ass past the elbow, the result was a catastrofist. His rectum and colon were perforated, his liver and kidneys were bruised, and he almost bled out as blood poured out of his asshole. Responding paramedics commented, "Oh my God! Get the emergency butt plug and a fistful of tampons, stat! I don't want to lose another dude to a catastrofist!"

by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026

Catastrofister

A person who fists someone overly aggressively and causes potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or colon perforation, severe anal tearing, hemorrhage, or internal organ injuries.

The catastrofister loved fisting his boyfriend so deeply that his armpit hair tickled his asshole. Unfortunately, during one catastrofisting session the boyfriend suffered a lacerated liver, a perforated colon, a ripped rectum, and a torn anus. He almost bled out but fortunately the paramedics stuffed his ass with an entire paper towel roll inserted lengthwise and stopped the bleeding. Successful emergency surgery saved the catastrofister from a manslaughter charge.

by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026