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Catastrofister

A person who fists someone overly aggressively and causes potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or colon perforation, severe anal tearing, hemorrhage, or internal organ injuries.
The catastrofister loved fisting his boyfriend so deeply that his armpit hair tickled his asshole. Unfortunately, during one catastrofisting session the boyfriend suffered a lacerated liver, a perforated colon, a ripped rectum, and a torn anus. He almost bled out but fortunately the paramedics stuffed his ass with an entire paper towel roll inserted lengthwise and stopped the bleeding. Successful emergency surgery saved the catastrofister from a manslaughter charge.
Catastrofister by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026

Catastrofist

A fisting session resulting in potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or large intestine perforation, hemorrhage, severe anal tears, or other internal organ damage.
The guy was moaning with pleasure while getting fisted by a guy who was 6 feet 8 inches tall, but when the fister's arm went into his ass past the elbow, the result was a catastrofist. His rectum and colon were perforated, his liver and kidneys were bruised, and he almost bled out as blood poured out of his asshole. Responding paramedics commented, "Oh my God! Get the emergency butt plug and a fistful of tampons, stat! I don't want to lose another dude to a catastrofist!"
Catastrofist by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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