Catastrofist

A fisting session resulting in potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or large intestine perforation, hemorrhage, severe anal tears, or other internal organ damage.

The guy was moaning with pleasure while getting fisted by a guy who was 6 feet 8 inches tall, but when the fister's arm went into his ass past the elbow, the result was a catastrofist. His rectum and colon were perforated, his liver and kidneys were bruised, and he almost bled out as blood poured out of his asshole. Responding paramedics commented, "Oh my God! Get the emergency butt plug and a fistful of tampons, stat! I don't want to lose another dude to a catastrofist!"

Catastrofist by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026

catastrophist 

One who imagines the 'worst-case scenario' as something so completely horrific it borders on absurd. A 'catastrophist' usually starts by saying "Yeah but what if..." then, talking at a normal speed, increases speed until they're talking very quickly as they relate their vision of the 'worst-case scenario' which may involve any (or all) of the following things: A psycho with an axe, getting chopped up into little pieces, ending up homeless and destitute, sucking dick for crack, any number of serious diseases or medical afflictions (See Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke" the main character had catastrophist tendancies)

see also "final destinationism" (yet to be defined)

"Dude, it's one stupid term-paper"
"Yeah but if I don't do well on this one then my GPA falls and I'll never get into a good college and I won't get a good job and that will DEVASTATE my mother and she'll commit suicide and I'll have to take care of my little brother and he'll get Lupus, need a kidney and I will be forced to sell my ass on the street because I can't afford the surgery because I don't have health-care all because I failed this stupid paper!"
"Stop being such a catastrophist, it's not even worth 10% of your grade!!!"

catastrophist by jaci_b October 12, 2007

Catastrophist 

The person who sees the worst possible outcome in everything.

Being a catastrophist, Benji’s mother imagined her son falling through the glass table every time he tried to climb on It.

Catastrophist by Pumpkin123 May 10, 2018

Catastrofied 

To turn something into a catastrophy

New Found Glory absolutely catastrofied Cyndie Lauper's song, 'Time After Time' (but I like it).

Catastrofied by KnightSmithJones August 1, 2013

narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder 

A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.

Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .

Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).

narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021

Catastrofister

A person who fists someone overly aggressively and causes potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or colon perforation, severe anal tearing, hemorrhage, or internal organ injuries.

The catastrofister loved fisting his boyfriend so deeply that his armpit hair tickled his asshole. Unfortunately, during one catastrofisting session the boyfriend suffered a lacerated liver, a perforated colon, a ripped rectum, and a torn anus. He almost bled out but fortunately the paramedics stuffed his ass with an entire paper towel roll inserted lengthwise and stopped the bleeding. Successful emergency surgery saved the catastrofister from a manslaughter charge.

Catastrofister by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026