carrita 

A guy that has a pokemon tattoo and loves it

Hey matt has a boss ass carrita on his arm

carrita by steve ooh December 20, 2016

carreta furacão 

Carreta furacão are the superheroes from brazil. They dance trough the cities streets
The members are: Fofão, Popeye, Bozo, Spiderman, Goku, Ben 10, Captain America and Mickey Mouse
Their music theme is "Vem dançar o mestiço" from Leandro Lehart

"DAMN, LOOK AT FOFÃO FROM CARRETA FURACÃO, HE'S CLIMBING THE WALL!"
"Popeye from carreta furacão is ran over by cyclist while fofão climbs the wall and plays the second saddest music of linkin park"

carreta furacão by guaravitamina April 21, 2016

Estimated Time of Carrival 

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.

Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

Estimated Time of Carrival by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009

Mrs. Carriager 

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

Mrs. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.

Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*

Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Carlita 

a very creative girl, who doesn't realize how amazing they are. They can be very passive-aggressive, though they will be your best friend for life if you crack through their rough outer exterior.

That girl seems like a Carlita.

Carlita by Wooooooooosh November 26, 2018

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carnitarian by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014