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Definitions by 7akeshi

Lasagna and Chill 

Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.

Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)

^ That means two things
A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.

B) Did you smash?

A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.
Lasagna and Chill by 7akeshi July 29, 2019

Albanian Dishwasher 

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!
Albanian Dishwasher by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Italian Marching band

Italian marching band

It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
Pedestrian: what’s that noice?
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.

*Several miles away*

Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here

Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here
Italian Marching band by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

elastic girl 

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas
Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.
elastic girl by 7akeshi September 10, 2018