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Carriaging

Carriaging is the act of standing between carriages on a train, one foot on either carriage, feet a little more than shoulder width apart standing goofey or regular. Relatively loose trousers should be worn but not too loose so as to allow just enough room for your penis and balls to swing side to side as the carriages move against each other. If the clothing is too loose you wont feel the essential rubbing of the tip of the penis against the clothes to fully enjoy Carriaging.
Although usually just done solo with clothes on and just for fun to entertain ones self and friends, it is also possible to carriage naked but then you will need a friend or other object to carriage on. You can naked carriage on somebody's face, breasts, ass or any other body part but carriaging can only be done with a non-erect penis. It is more of a fun play time then strict sexy time.
It feels so good Carriaging on the train, kind of tickely.

I just like to Carriage while standing in my livingroom.

"What are you doing?" "I'm Carriaging, try it"

"Carriaging, you are sick" "Dont knock it till you try it"

"Damn, Carriaging is good"

I carriaged the shit out of her face, she loved it but then I got hard so I had to stop Carriaging.
Carriaging by Angie408 February 14, 2012

Carricking 

Promoting New South Wales in Australia above all other states in a condescending manner
With these relief grants no other state got, the PM is carricking like never before
Carricking by AceChihuahua July 7, 2021

MARRIAGING UP 

1. Navigating the difficulties of marriage for the better of the whole and not just for you as an individual. Rising to the occasion and being responsible in your marriage,

Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.

2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.
Will and Jada been together 20 years couples need to get on that marriaging up!
MARRIAGING UP by tvgurl March 23, 2020

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!
Micro-marriaging by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026