cardash

a potato made of gold

did you see that cardash farmer?
yeah, i heard he was a true irishman.

cardash by that weird homestuck fan May 31, 2016

Mexican Carwash 

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

Mexican Carwash by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

van damme carwash 

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Sticky Carwash 

when multiple males (a minimum of six) ejaculate on a girl riding a shopping cart or a skateboard or any object with wheels.

Me and the boys gave Brittany a sticky carwash in a shopping cart down at the Ralph's parking lot.

Sticky Carwash by Tony Danza & the Rollerskaters June 20, 2011

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

Cardaholic by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009