by that weird homestuck fan May 31, 2016
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Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010
Get the Cardassian Shocker mug.Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
by Old Trevor April 25, 2006
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by Tony Danza & the Rollerskaters June 20, 2011
Get the Sticky Carwash mug.A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
by Gruzzo July 20, 2006
Get the cardaholic mug.A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
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