Cardashian 

An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars

Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian

Cardashian by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

kardashianism by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

The Kardashians 

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Kunt Kardashian 

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.

Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian

Kunt Kardashian by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian 

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.

"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian by evelynjean May 20, 2020

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010