Cardaphoria

The feeling of getting the EXACT card you need EXACTLY after you need it!

"I was playing Cards Against Humanity when I drew the perfect card for the last round, it was a total moment of Cardaphoria"

by AnnihilateCats December 26, 2017

Carbaphobia

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

by Water toaster October 15, 2019

CADaphobia

The fear of having your work/design be for nothing, on the CAD program of your choice, because the project manager had a fucking epiphany and decided that what you were designing was either wrong or unnecessary relevant to the new design.

-Hey Ata, are you... ok? You haven't been around for 5 days and you look very traumatized. Is it CADaphobia again buddy?

-*Shaking* Everything... is gone. Every single fucking thing I designed is gone because apparently "We already had the design drawn

-It's alright buddy, let's get some coffee in you

-*Hisses*

by Soldier_1058 March 2, 2021

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

Cartaphobia

The fear of or feeling of discomfort when around shopping carts.

Person one: working as cart retrieval for a while now I think I have developed a fear of shopping carts.
Person two: what like Cartaphobia?

by Lueyroth June 7, 2014

Cacaphoria

Cacaphoria

(noun)

Pronunciation: /ˌkækəˈfɔ rɪə/

Definition:
The state of profound physical relief and lightness experienced immediately after a particularly large or satisfying bowel movement; a blend of catharsis and euphoria unique to this bodily release.

Etymology:
From Greek kakos (“bad, waste”) + phoria (“bearing, carrying”), modeled after euphoria. Coined as a humorous yet expressive term to capture a universal human experience.

“Few simple pleasures rival the cacaphoria of a clean gut.”
“After three days of travel constipation, the cacaphoria was indescribable.”

by Poopstory October 7, 2025

Extension-cordaphobia

A fear of electrical extension-cord

Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia

by Ageveous June 14, 2021