38 definitions by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.
Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.
Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.
MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?
MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.
MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!
MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.
MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 31, 2009
Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.
Why is that strange goose running in circles?
Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?
Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009