cardaholic
A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006
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Cardaholic
A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
Cardaholic by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009
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cardaholic • caraholic • cardoholic • carcoholic • cathaholic • Cataholic • Cakeaholic • Capaholic • carboholic • cardioholic
Calcaholic
Calcaholic pickup lines:
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Wanna expand my polynomial?
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010
Cataholic
Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010
Cakeaholic
A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."
Cakeaholic by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006
cardioholic
1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.
2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.
cardioholic by St0rk September 8, 2008
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