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Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
Crashing Your Donkey by Ron420 January 16, 2010

crashing out 

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.
Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out
crashing out by Rich<> May 17, 2016

Crashing Paper Mario 

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.
Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.

ego crashing 

Streamer bfk_fer1yfe's defition for when a driver's ego is too big to maneuver out of an iminent, perfectly avoidable car crash, so they just keep going forward trusting that the other driver will avoid them.
These dogs Nissan Altima drivers could have avoided hitting each other but ended up ego crashing. Hello or no?
ego crashing by RPFMyHalland November 17, 2022

Mall Crashing 

Being Anti-Social and Trolling at a shopping mall
On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.
Mall Crashing by Rgreener November 1, 2011

crashing bores 

bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing

and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.

so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY

the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....

great song, you should listen it. NOW!
crashing bores by klangwiedergabe November 17, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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