carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

Carunked

The act of getting crunked in the Caribbean.

Yo Jen last night I really got carunked on that Royal Caribbean cruise.

by SandlerMan January 3, 2010

Carbunkle

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

by kidlou December 25, 2010

carbuncle

Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.

“Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”

by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020

carbuncular

gnarled or twisted; not right; awquard or out of the ordinary; misshapen, dented, shoddy, warped or morbid.

the car seemed carbuncular after the big wreck.

by Kevin Weaver April 9, 2008

Carbungulous

When you try to do something, but you fuck it up and it turns out better than what you had originally planned.

I was mixing green paint once and accidentally added red instead of blue. The resulting shade of orange was carbungulous!

by HPS Mike & Luke July 3, 2019

Carbunkle

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

by Adam Baker October 23, 2005